I need a new bookcase.
I’m actually laughing really hard. I’ve never been asked why.
I don’t know why. I figured I was born like this.
Also I think sex is really nasty and genitalia literally looks like the worse thing in the world to me.
And I don’t like relationships.
Basically what I’m getting at is that I like being asexual. It’s not a question of why. Its a question of “Why is sex so rooted in our culture that a 17 year old girl can’t decide to abstain from that”.
PRO LIFE TIP if you have a fly in ur house get a can of hairspray and start spraying them with it. this will stiffen up their wings and they wont be able to fly, ensuring their death is as slow and painful as possible.
no fly will ever step foot in ur house again
THE FUTURE IS NOW
This actually works with all insects (and spiders), but they die because they breathe out of their skin and now it’s covered with hairspray. So essentially they suffocate to death. With great hair.
People who point fingers at the other gender and nit-pick at every little “societal difference” (which usually dont exist) really need to spend more time being simple friends with the opposite gender.
I’m having a really, really bad day.
this “Lemonade” cake you see on pinterest?
Yeah, it won’t taste like a fucking glass of lemonade. Any baked good that says it’ll taste like lemonade won’t taste like lemonade.